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psychiatrist is saying i have to go to the hospital. i’m being hospitalized for psychiatric reasons. this is happening to me.

19 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 |J
Tagged as: #personal #hospitalization 

rilla-swift:

Plot Twist: Taylor Swift’s new album is actually called ‘Album 5’

21 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

whosfuckingbad:

maltese-vulcan:

french-verbz:

Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations

Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.

guYS THIS IS IMPORTANT

1 day ago on July 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
allthingslinguistic:

Practice with Pronouns is a site that lets you practise subject, object, possessive, and reflexive forms of English third person pronouns. It comes with a few of the most common options, but you can also fill in whatever pronouns you like. Useful for both English learners and people wanting to practise using nonbinary pronouns.  
As if it couldn’t get any more delightful, it often uses quotes from Welcome to Night Vale in the practice sentences, which is definitely far more entertaining than See Spot Run. The feedback sentences are also very cute. 
(Hm, I’m pretty sure the second blank in that screenshot should have said “xyr”, in retrospect.)

allthingslinguistic:

Practice with Pronouns is a site that lets you practise subject, object, possessive, and reflexive forms of English third person pronouns. It comes with a few of the most common options, but you can also fill in whatever pronouns you like. Useful for both English learners and people wanting to practise using nonbinary pronouns.

As if it couldn’t get any more delightful, it often uses quotes from Welcome to Night Vale in the practice sentences, which is definitely far more entertaining than See Spot Run. The feedback sentences are also very cute.

(Hm, I’m pretty sure the second blank in that screenshot should have said “xyr”, in retrospect.)

1 day ago on July 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #pronouns #trans 

dumplingdean:

do u ever have soul crushing moments when you realize that you’ll never actually get to fuck dean winchester.

like you’ll never get to put stuff in his butt and hear him moan.

and you’ll never get to let him bang u up against a wall.

and you’ll never get to wake UP NEXT TO HIS SLEEPY FRECKLED FACE.

and you’ll never get to lick whipped cream off his niPPLES!!!?!?!? 

WHAT KIND OF WORLD IS THIS. 

1 day ago on July 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #dean #personal #why 
avotica:

roshi-no-tabi:

lickystickypickyshe:

Most condoms are made of superthin latex, to help a man forget that he’s wearing one. But the Origami Condom, one of the designs spotlighted by the Gates Foundation, is intended to be felt. Its accordion-like silicone folds allow it to slip onto the penis more easily than a rolled condom, and generate pleasurable friction while in use. The Origami Condom has a roomier tip than a traditional condom and a lubricated interior, which creates additional tactile sensation as the wearer moves—the difference between wrapping yourself in plastic wrap versus silk sheets.
The designer, Danny Resnic, who began working on the project after a broken condom left him HIV-positive, is developing three types of Origami Condoms: a male version, which is still undergoing trials and modifications and which he plans to market as a gender-neutral “outer condom”; a female version, or “inner condom”; and the first-ever anal condom.

That’s amazing.  This man underwent (and is undergoing, unless someone cured HIV without telling me) something awful, and has dedicated time to seeking improvements to a design to try to stop bad things from happening to anyone else.  That’s how you do it.  Kudos, Danny Resnic.

Website

avotica:

roshi-no-tabi:

lickystickypickyshe:

Most condoms are made of superthin latex, to help a man forget that he’s wearing one. But the Origami Condom, one of the designs spotlighted by the Gates Foundation, is intended to be felt. Its accordion-like silicone folds allow it to slip onto the penis more easily than a rolled condom, and generate pleasurable friction while in use. The Origami Condom has a roomier tip than a traditional condom and a lubricated interior, which creates additional tactile sensation as the wearer moves—the difference between wrapping yourself in plastic wrap versus silk sheets.

The designer, Danny Resnic, who began working on the project after a broken condom left him HIV-positive, is developing three types of Origami Condoms: a male version, which is still undergoing trials and modifications and which he plans to market as a gender-neutral “outer condom”; a female version, or “inner condom”; and the first-ever anal condom.

That’s amazing.  This man underwent (and is undergoing, unless someone cured HIV without telling me) something awful, and has dedicated time to seeking improvements to a design to try to stop bad things from happening to anyone else.  That’s how you do it.  Kudos, Danny Resnic.

Website

1 day ago on July 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #safe sex 

tharealsydshady:

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

Oh my
God

you’re drinking the wrong kind of alcohol dude…. i drink for the taste.

1 day ago on July 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #alcohol 
15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
1 day ago on July 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
1 day ago on July 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #taylor 
comtessedebussy:

destielkills:

ummm


what is happening

comtessedebussy:

destielkills:

ummm

image

what is happening

1 day ago on July 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
cupcakevevo:

duh-heo:

manga*

cupcakevevo:

duh-heo:

manga*

1 day ago on July 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
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thanksforsayingthat:

tswiftfan13:

Taylor Swift- Thanksgiving Special: Bloopers Reel

"Get in the game Swift!" oh Taylor.

1 day ago on July 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #taylor 

caelas:

saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire

no, it’s like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because you don’t notice or don’t care that your house is on fire

1 day ago on July 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Woman: I'm smart
Patriarchy: Well you're probably ugly then
Woman: I'm creative
Patriarchy: You mean unattractive right?
Woman: I have all these incredible accomplishments
Patriarchy: Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them
Woman: I have value
Patriarchy: Not if you're ugly lol
Woman: I'm conventionally-attractive & posted selfies on my blog
Patriarchy: I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut
1 day ago on July 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
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akitooo:

coooooooooooooulson:

videohall:

Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint

are you fuckingkidding me

hahahahalmao

1 day ago on July 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE